America now holds title for World’s Longest Pizza — Canada slacking behind

June 16, 2017 | by: aaronarmstrong

Come on, Moncton — We need to beat this record! …For Canada!

Pizza lovers gathered at a speedway in California this past Sunday to try & break the Guinness World Record for the longest pizza in the world!

They created one single sheet of pizza that stretched 6,330 feet — over a mile in length — around the racetrack!

The oven was a conventional gas oven on wheels.

What’s crazy about this — America snagged this Guinness World Record from Italy, the king of pizzas! #MamaMia!!

^Italy quietly backing away from the pizza spotlight

Seriously, though — Where is Canada in all this???

Sorry, Guiness — but I can only assume we’re to busy eating pizza to be bothered with such a laboursome record-breaker — we already know our Canadian pizzas (Canadian bacon being the secret ingredient) are perfection. Why go through the hassle! Enjoy it & be happy!

Enjoy it any way you want.

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