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Hang out with Mike weekday afternoons from noon-6PM!

What do you think about when you are alone in your car?

Mostly about how all other drivers are morons in their own special way.

A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

He asks me where Krysta Jay’s office is and I tell him where and nothing else because I was told DO NOT QUESTION THE PENGUIN in all capital letters.

What songs best describes your work ethic?

Lazy Song by Bruno Mars. Tells you all you need to know.

Do you believe in Big Foot?

I believe in big feet, which I have.

Who is your role model, and why?

My role model is Al Bundy, because no matter what kind of jam he got himself into, he still took care of his family and did what he had to do to keep food on the table. Also, early-90s hot wife cred.

What things do you not like to do?

That’s quite a list, but I would say folding clothes. I’m just going to wear them again! I get preventing wrinkles in my clothes, but I can lay them flat too! (Would you believe I have a shirt folder, too?)

Pick two celebrities to be your parents.

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. No question. Mostly because I’m older than them and that would be hilarious to explain. Also, no money issues, genetics would be alright, and who wouldn’t love to be the voice of reason between the two of them? It would be pretty easy that way, and house to myself since they are perpetually touring.

In no more than 2 words describe what you do at K945.

Do they have to go together? If not, I would say pausing and stumbling. Otherwise, push buttons.